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The Tale of Sir Bob
By Asterbluejewel

The tale of Sir Bob is a story about a stolid man who braves all odds to, as you people nowadays say it, “He wanted to up his street cred.” Here’s how it began:


Our friend Sir Bob had just been made a knight. He was strutting around, bragging, which caught the attention of the villain of our story, Sir Greg. Now Sir Greg had a certain jealousy towards Sir Bob because Sir Bob was more handsome (And he was an all around nicer guy) than Sir Greg. So Sir Greg challenged Sir Bob to a duel (A swordfight, which was Sir Greg’s specialty). Sir Bob excepted the challenge, and they were to fight in a week. Then Sir Bob remembered he was the worst duelist in the Kingdom! He practiced and practiced, but it seemed that all was lost. On the day of the duel, in a land far, far away, a girl was writing a story called The Tale of Sir Bob. But let’s get back to the present. Sir Bob and Sir Greg would duel out in the forest. It was as foggy as a lake when the snow is melting. It would seem all was lost, but Sir Bob had been eating an abundance of carrots, so he could see clearly. He saw Sir Greg looking wildly around, wondering where our hero was. So Sir Bob raced forward and killed Sir Greg. At that very moment, Sir Bob remembered that Sir Greg was the king’s son.
So soon after, Sir Bob was taken into custody, tortured, and then hung. I believe the Moral is something like “Eat carrots, they improve your eyesight.”

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Juliet
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I'm Juliet.
I'm a Sagittarius.


"I'm impossible to forget, but hard to remember."
~Elizabethtown

Current Residence: A House
Print preference: Mine
Favourite genre of music: Techno and World Music
Favourite style of art: Anything I like...
MP3 player of choice: Ipod?
Shell of choice: Zebra Moon Shell
Favourite cartoon character: Calvin and Hobbes and Batman
Personal Quote: "...but never trust a hero. A hero is capable of rash gestures..."
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Fill an entire journal with the little pieces of poetry I think of.

Figure out how to use photoshop elements. Which I happily now own a legal copy.

Attempt to not fail school.

Try to make lists, because there's too much I want to do and I have not the time nor the memory to do it all.
  • Mood: Crazy
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  • Reading: Hamlet
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Snap-Kat Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2011
Thanks for the fave, dear <3
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Asterbluejewel Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2011
But of course!
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Aziith Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2010
Just poppin' by to say: I love you! <3
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Asterbluejewel Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2010
Ahhh love you too!
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Aziith Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2010
<3!!
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VaIisk Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for all the :+fav:s!
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Asterbluejewel Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2010
No problem you're great!
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younghappy Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
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glassghost Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2010
Hey!
Thanks for the favourite! :)

Btw, I liked your photos... the way you see.
Keep on it! I'm curious to see how it will evolve. ;)
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